Tagged by Tinetheeviltwin because life and matters and the sky and up dogs.
Random pokemon generator: RANDOMPOKEMON.COM/
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one Pokemon per question
4) Tag at least one person when you're finished
Extra) This is you
My God. So stoned.
1) This pokemon is your best friend
Ending up with the obese Chinese might have been a stretch.
2) This pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
"But, boss! The dinos have been extinct for a million years! No, that has nothing to do with your coffee..."
3) This pokemon is your partner in a science project
We investigate the increased rate of laboratory fires.
4) This pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
5) This pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend
Whatever, I was always into squid-sex anyway. Where do I apply condom?
6) This pokemon is your ex
"YOU WERE NEVER GOOD IN BATTLE ANYWAY!"
7) This pokemon stalks you every waking moment
"She only sleeps 4 hour every night. This was not part of the job description. My marriage is falling apart."
8) This pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
You mother fucker.... Probably literally....
9) This pokemon is what you felt in bed last night
But, shhh, don't tell my boyfriend.
10) This pokemon punched your mom
The only thing that comes to mind is, which part did it punch with?
11) This pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
I can see why he would need them.
12) This pokemon died by your hands
And afterwards I cut it open and used it for a delicious lasagna.
(Your name is Petilil. You were never meant to live).
13) This pokemon is your loyal companion for life
He's always there to help me open persistent tuna cans.
14) This pokemon is your loving pet
15) This pokemon is your dentist
"Sir, haven't I seen you in an article about laboratory fires?"
Please do it. I will make you delicious lasagna.
-I would give you some too, but I'm out of Petilil.