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About Varied / Hobbyist Sam the GhostFemale/Denmark Group :iconelementalstorymakers: ElementalStoryMakers
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Tagged by Tinetheeviltwin because life and matters and the sky and up dogs.

Random pokemon generator: 


1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one Pokemon per question
4) Tag at least one person when you're finished

Extra) This is you

My God. So stoned.

1) This pokemon is your best friend

Ending up with the obese Chinese might have been a stretch.

2) This pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion

"But, boss! The dinos have been extinct for a million years! No, that has nothing to do with your coffee..."

3) This pokemon is your partner in a science project

We investigate the increased rate of laboratory fires.

4) This pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you


5) This pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend

Whatever, I was always into squid-sex anyway. Where do I apply condom?

6) This pokemon is your ex


7) This pokemon stalks you every waking moment

"She only sleeps 4 hour every night. This was not part of the job description. My marriage is falling apart."

8) This pokemon just stole all your cheesecake

You mother fucker.... Probably literally....

9) This pokemon is what you felt in bed last night

But, shhh, don't tell my boyfriend.

10) This pokemon punched your mom

The only thing that comes to mind is, which part did it punch with?

11) This pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes

I can see why he would need them.

12) This pokemon died by your hands

And afterwards I cut it open and used it for a delicious lasagna.
(Your name is Petilil. You were never meant to live).

13) This pokemon is your loyal companion for life

He's always there to help me open persistent tuna cans.

14) This pokemon is your loving pet


15) This pokemon is your dentist

"Sir, haven't I seen you in an article about laboratory fires?"

I tag:
Please do it. I will make you delicious lasagna.
-I would give you some too, but I'm out of Petilil.


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Sam the Ghost
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
:iconpointcommishesclosed: :iconrequestsclosed: :icontradesclosed2: :icongiftsfriendsonly:

11/12, 2013

Incredible and mind-fucking people:
[If you wanna join the list, say hannakanunna]

Admiring artists:

100th watcher: :iconcayveman:

I share love with:
:iconshareloveleft: - Tinetheeviltwin
:iconshareloveleft: - Nemyon

Take your time around here. See stuff. Learn stuff. Leave again. Cry.
Also; I don't have any cookies, please stop asking for the polar bear! Dammit!

I Really Don't Care by alaska-is-a-husky

Haunter by Fyi-Sus
Paint Tool SAI by Kawiku Minecraft Stamp by Ymeisnot
He's A Pirate by azianwolfdoll The Groke support stamp by GloomySisterhood INTERNET by Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me I Like Broccoli Stamp by SerpentineCougar Eddie Izzard quote stamp by raygirl Flapjack Stamp by ParamourxLights Being Childish Stamp by Creativeness Jesus Stamp by forevergoodbye FAIL As A Girl Stamp by JiiHaku Sarcastic Stamp by PixieDust01 To time by SirvanaRachana Gold Coast by SirvanaRachana No no no !!! by luisbc Dancing Penguins - stamp by kancle Penguin stamp by MikkoToivonen Penguin Stamp by hosmer23 I love Penguins by WishmasterAlchemist Rainbow Poop by Chicken818 I love Gerbils by WishmasterAlchemist Art Geek Stamp by xoxostudios La Choir by Koeteren Geek Stamp Series - Math by Ducksauce-splash HP Ginny Weasley Stamp by TwilightProwler pluto:STAMP: by XxdarknayruxX Techno Stamp by PFV0-Stamp Free Hugs 2 Stamp by SpannedSoul What DID the fox say? by Rebi-Valeska I Support Smoking Stamp by DancingMouse I Hate Anime Stamp by juliaGENOCIDE Respect you, not your religion by OfficerBadger Caffeine Stamp by pixelworlds Potty Trained Stamp by bizarrostamps I'M SO AMAZING by Dametora Sarcasm Stamp by tailfeather
Request - Rage Quitting Life by Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Rape Jokes by Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Shut Up You're Not Japanese by sambees So shut up! by FlacidPenis Do Us All a Favor by Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Cheating! by Koeteren I Look Younger by World-Hero21 Stamp by LaylaTheBlackCheetah Reason to Cry stamp by HappyStamp my first stamp by Gravifreak Hiding is not seeking attention. by Rebi-Valeska Religion is war by black-cat16-stamps
John from Ginga DW by Pouasson-de-oro PoM - Kowalski by Stamps-By-Mephie PoM - Private by Stamps-By-Mephie Soren Through The Rain by azianwolfdoll GAI FAN by ChiisanaHoshi ouma shu stamp by haiera Sonata Arctica Stamp by JapanCarsDesign Within Temptation Stamp WT by Lady-Kiwi MARVEL Tony + Donut Stamp by TwilightProwler He's my hostage by Tsuki-Nekota Shiranui Stamp by Stamp221 OP_Amaterasu Stamp by Stamp221 OP_Chibiterasu Stamp by Stamp221 STAMP - I support Grypwolf by norochan Lindsey Stirling by ProtectKateMarsh Rubber Duckie Stamp by HappyStamp TNT's Perception (Stamp) by SacredLugia
Jesus Geese by xxemo-schemerxx


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JackVolt Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dear doggy,

do you have an main OC? :3
And will you show it to me :D?!

Your jack
Koeteren Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I haaaave, but I'm discussing with myself between an old one and a new one... cx
I can show you both, though!
JackVolt Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lama, watcher, love....
What do you need more in life?
Have a nice week my friend :)
Koeteren Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw man, thanks a lot! I need nothing more, I can die this happy Tuesday! :dummy:
JackVolt Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:3 glad to read that :D

But dont do somthing stupid!

Have a nice week^^

PS: You will read more often my comments from now on :D!
Koeteren Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
My pleasure! ;D

Pffff! I never do! Trust me, I'm not an engineer!

Aw, you too! Enjoy that snow of yours down there, heard you got a lot!

(And I will enjoy each one of them! As long as they're funny. If they aren't funny, I will torture you with Danish folklore songs >.> ).
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Sabi-Arts Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday! :D
Koeteren Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks yoouu! :hug:
icefirewolfie Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday!
Koeteren Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thaanks! :dummy:
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